Germaphobe Does Not Mind

Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy

French Woman Enjoying A Danish

Shouts And Murmurs

Pilates Are Invigorating

My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago

Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good

Found Your Thing Using MapQuest

Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store

Operation Cooch-Toot

Preggo!

Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford

Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish

Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton

Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short

Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)

A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source

She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter

Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game

Two Gigolos, One Office Manager

Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two

Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style

A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables

Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting

An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman

Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude

Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm

Crammin' For The Jam Exam

So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse

My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles

Two-State Solution With Benefits

Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie

A Real Whodunnit!

Horace's Compromise

Plutocrats Got Feelings Too

Truth or Dare, Gogs, Tube Steak Sex Guys

Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

A LinkedIn Profile

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine

Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

Chicken Prostitue Haggling

Doorbell

Teapot Whistle

VCR Ejecting A Tape

Group Of Businessmen Agreeing

Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For

Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar

.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon

Gays In The Military

Snowing

Laser Gunfire

Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong

Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie

Guy Getting A Sweet Beej

LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi

LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise

The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better

Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time

Boy Who Loves Hammocks

Dustpan

Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies

Mizzenmast

Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir

Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis

RomneyCare & ObamaCare

A BuzzFeed List

Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged

Fox News & MSNBC

Telecommuting Cat

Nano-Horse

Caldor Binge Drinking

Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels

PCP

MDMA

Amaretto Sour

Oxycodone

Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook

Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations

Conversational Russian In The Workplace

Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings

Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia

Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia

Enter The Fuckscape

Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo

Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle

Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada

Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da

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Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!

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