Hello and Several Jokes on Topics Ranging from Elevators to Goofing Around on a Whale Watch

The Questionable Polls of Russia Today

I Found an iPod

The Will to Whatevs Book Tour and an Amazing Boy with Asperger's

Sex, ??? AirLIES and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based on a True Story

Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

A LinkedIn Profile

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine

Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

Chicken Prostitue Haggling

Doorbell

Teapot Whistle

VCR Ejecting A Tape

Group Of Businessmen Agreeing

Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For

Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar

.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon

Gays In The Military

Snowing

Laser Gunfire

Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong

Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie

Guy Getting A Sweet Beej

LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi

LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise

The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better

Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time

Boy Who Loves Hammocks

Dustpan

Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies

Mizzenmast

Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir

Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis

RomneyCare & ObamaCare

A BuzzFeed List

Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged

Fox News & MSNBC

Telecommuting Cat

Nano-Horse

Caldor Binge Drinking

Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels

PCP

MDMA

Amaretto Sour

Oxycodone

Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook

Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations

Conversational Russian In The Workplace

Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings

Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia

Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia

Enter The Fuckscape

Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo

Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle

Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada

Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da

Aaaaaaaa

Unnnnnn

Auauauauauauau

Wouowowoooouuuooo

Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr

Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr

Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu

Gwreeegwkqreu

Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu

Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!

Luuuuleelaaalalou!!

Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua

Pffrrrtttt

Susan Sarandon Is Calling

Waffles

Fuckbuddy

Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages

Mittens

Phil Donahue

Kaitlin

Thong McHacky-Sack

Mr. Shitface

Crème Fresh Jackson

Flitchy Woo-Woo

Moons Over Your Hammy

Faxed To The Wrong Number

Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing

1960's Street Fight

Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks

Kindhearted Fireman

Goofballs Having Silly Fun

Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs

Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain

Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp

88% On Rotten Tomatoes

Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy

That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded

We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland

www.thepleasuresallmine.gov

I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore

Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven

We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind

Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer