The Shenanigans You Requested

What Gusto!

Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)

Wet Hot Americano

A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source

Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit

A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven

Too Soon?

Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties

Never You Mind That

She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter

Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game

Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence

Two Gigolos, One Office Manager

Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting

It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man

Nothing Goes To Waste

My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse

Make Yourself At Home

Meet Me By The Condom Machine

I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours

Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out

Fire Your Dentist!

Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two

Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit

I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There

Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style

Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship

Sally's In Charge

Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons

The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"

It's Raining Dan

It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)

College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be

Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help

A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables

Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting

Best Friends/Next Level

Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real

Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding

A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure

So Glad That Was You Behind Me

An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman

Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude

Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm

Crammin' For The Jam Exam

I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk

You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir

Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers

You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!

Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer

I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen

Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other

They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"

Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl

So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse

File Under "The Rolling Stones"

No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct

My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles

Two-State Solution With Benefits

My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position

Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey

Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning

So This Is Medicaid?

Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie

Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood

Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door

No Senator, I Already Have Two

PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder

Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work

A Real Whodunnit!

Horace's Compromise

Plutocrats Got Feelings Too

Introduction, A Gift From Derrick

Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow

Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

Ask A Pastor

Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center

A LinkedIn Profile

The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine

Contacting Celebrities On Facebook

Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods

I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage

Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable

The Body

Feet & Legs

Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo

Heart

Throat, Arms & Hands

Head

Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

Introduction

Horse

Horse Galloping

Horse III

Duck

Duck II

Dog