Nothing Goes To Waste

My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse

Make Yourself At Home

Meet Me By The Condom Machine

I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours

Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out

Fire Your Dentist!

Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two

Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit

I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There

Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style

Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship

Sally's In Charge

Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons

The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"

It's Raining Dan

It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)

College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be

Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help

A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables

Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting

Best Friends/Next Level

Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real

Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding

A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure

So Glad That Was You Behind Me

An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman

Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude

Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm

Crammin' For The Jam Exam

I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk

You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir

Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers

You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!

Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer

I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen

Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other

They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"

Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl

So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse

File Under "The Rolling Stones"

No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct

My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles

Two-State Solution With Benefits

My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position

Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey

Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning

So This Is Medicaid?

Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie

Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood

Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door

No Senator, I Already Have Two

PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder

Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work

A Real Whodunnit!

Horace's Compromise

Plutocrats Got Feelings Too

Hello and Several Jokes on Topics Ranging from Elevators to Goofing Around on a Whale Watch

My Gas Got Shut Off-Boo!

Vancouver, Detroit and Bears!

Divisive Online Banner Ads

America Is Better than Abortion

The Questionable Polls of Russia Today

I Found an iPod

The Will to Whatevs Book Tour and an Amazing Boy with Asperger's

Classmates.com

Sex, ??? AirLIES and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based on a True Story

My Letter to ??? Airlines, Your Postcard to ??? Airlines